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Floor Girlie

It's complicated. Laura just said the definition and you didn't even listen to it.

You're visiting a friend, and you need somewhere to sit, but the couch is full. So you sit on the floor.

If you're the one to do that, then someone else reveals themselves and they're like wow, I love sitting on the floor too. I'll sit down with you.

And they don't think much of it. They just be on the floor, inspiring others to do the same.

Nobody knows what they want. Until they meet the floor girlie.

Person 1: "Yo, what's good? This party's poppin' but I can't find a seat."

Person 2: "You can always pull a floor girlie and sit on the floor, my dude."

Person 1: "The floor girlie? Never heard of that one. You sure it's not some sort of weird fetish?"

Person 2: "Nah man, it's just the cool kids way of saying the one who's not afraid to sit on the floor when all the seats are taken."

Person 1: "I see, so she's like a floor sitting badass."

Person 2: "Exactly, she's the OG of floor sitting. She's like the Tony Stark of sitting on the ground."

Person 1: "Ha! I'm down for that. I might as well take a riskΓ© and join her. Who knows, I might even get lucky."

Person 2: "Bro, that's not what I meant and you know it. Keep it PG please."

by sahwi January 22, 2023


Girly Boy

A girly boy is a man who repeatedly acts in a way comparable to a girl.

He got his panties in a knot and left his girlfriend at the barn again, what a girly boy.

by Dimension13 December 14, 2021


Girlie Bird

A self-consciously hyper-feminized young woman

"The Girlie Bird catches the worm" muttered Tiff to herself, as she put the final touches on her makeup, earrings, hair, stilettos, cleavage and hemline, before heading to the bar.

by Monkey's Dad November 30, 2019


Girly girl

loves there hare and nails

girly girl is like a girl who loves pink and her nails. Who hates mud and dirt but loves her like clothing. But you dont have to be blond. like i have brown haire and am sooo girly but i get teasd 4 that but im not going to chang for them. xxx

by claire Miller June 26, 2005

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girlie crack

n. 1. highly addictive activites-clothes shopping, expensive beauty treatments, www.Sephora.com-that lead to painful withdrawal symptoms and maxed-out credit cards.
Related term: girlie porn

"My daddy took away my credit card, and I'm going through major girlie crack withdrawal."

by .babydoll. June 4, 2006

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girlie breakdown

(noun) an emotional reaction exhibited by a normally competent woman faced with an unusually difficult/stressful situation (often involving technology or machinery)

i didn't think i would make it to the board meeting on time--i was stuck on the freeway in the snow with a flat tire, when some nice man finally stopped to change it for me--i was about to have a girlie breakdown until he stopped to help!

by lintvedta December 9, 2008

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girly men

Men who act like sissies.

Yo jamma, 'watcha gonna do 'bout dem girly men?

by Cat August 2, 2004

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