Glass Spider

Glass Spider was David Bowie's 1987 tour-spectacular, which many consider to be the pinacle of his career. Glass Spider has sprung a cult following, particularly in northern cities of Great Britain, notably Liverpool and Newcastle; where, reportedly, male students in their early twenties dance drunkenly to Glass Spider on VHS or DVD.

Stu, Dave, Kieran, Martin and special guests all gathered around the TV at 3am to rock out with dancers: Spazz Attack, Skeeter Rabbit, Constance Marie, Melissa Hurley and Victor Manoel. Lead, of course, by Glass Spider visionary, David Bowie!.

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vault of glass

The Vault of Glass is a terrible excuse that Destiny developers call a raid, in which you are anally penetrated by The Templar's one inch warrior, but somehow manages to slide it up your ribs and throat and out of your mouth to repeated hit your microphone so that new players will have no idea what the fuck you're saying. Oracles (Old Ratchet Assmunching Cunt Lickers that Eat Salad) are to be shot in the most random ass order so that some dumbass can fall off the map and add more rounds of the double-ended dick lickers.
But in the end, you realize why you did it all. Because you get awesome loot in the end... Unless you get FUCKING ANALLY RAPED BY ATHEONS ASCENDANT SHARD ASSWIPES.

Warren: "I did The Vault of Glass yesterday."
Donald: "So I guess you're not a virgin anymore"
Jack: "I have no idea what the fuck I am doing"
Blake: *gets angry and starts threatening to kick warren*
Chase: *Chase*

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Glass slipper

When a man with an exceptionally large wang finds a special woman who can take the full length and girth during sex after struggling to get it in any other woman.

Ray is searching for his glass slipper . It's like Prince Charming is searching for Cinderella. His dick needs a perfect fitting pussy.

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glass onion

Originated from the Beatles song "Glass Onion" from their white album. It means to overanalyze something that is not intended to mean anything more then what it is. The entire point of the Glass Onion song was to poke fun at all the people who had looked for deep messages in previous beatle songs.

"You Completely glass onioned the movie Sideways"

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glass cannon

Refers to a person, weapon, or vehicle which has a high output, but a low defense, life, durability, etc.

The Blaster (City of Heroes), dex zon (Diablo 2),golf glub (Silent Hill 4),and Red Gazelle (F-Zero GX) are glass cannons.

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smoking glass

Smoking methamphetamine drugs

Gena had been smoking glass again. She's been up for days tweaking out and getting skinnier.

Titties on the Glass

-exclamatory phrase
1) awesome; expressive of excitement
2) relating an event to the greatness of the image of breasts pressed up against glass
3) expansion of the acronym "TOTG"

Frank: Hey, Subway serves breakfast now.
Corey: Titties on the glass!

Joe: hey wnt to get sbwy tnght? lolz
Corey: totg!