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when one 69's in the back of a giant red monster truck with spot lights
you would never guess how bad i Glenn O'connelled that bitch last night
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an awesome sound engineer who expresses a big hatred against bass guitar
Friend 1: hey do you know who Glenn Fricker is?
Friend 2: yea he is an awesome sound engineer who hates bass
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Glenn Dale, Maryland is an unspeakably boring suburb in an even more unspeakably dull suburban county (Prince Georges) adjacent to Washington, D.C., which likes to think of itself as the "most important city in the most important country in the world." Right. Roger that. In any event, a quick check of Wikipedia evinces a number of stultifyingly boring facts about Glenn Dale: it's exclusive claim to fame is that it is home to Glenn Dale hospital, an abandoned sanitorium. Whether the purpose of said sanitorium was for the physically or mentally diseased is left unclear, but its proximity to Washington, D.C. rather suggests the latter. Otherwise, Glenn Dale is an unremarkable, ho-hum dreary place to find yourself trapped on the long road to nowhere. Unlike some other venues which may have a lack of stimulating shopping, dining and cultural opportunities, Glenn Dale does not even have noteworthy scenery to relieve the otherwise unrelenting boredom of its physical surroundings. No, those who dwell there have abandoned all hope.
Cons: Surrounded by crime, strip malls mostly built in the 1950s and 1960s, lousy climate where the humidity rarely drops below 90% in summer and winters are bitter and frigid.
Pros: BWI Airport is close by so you can leave in a really big hurry if you have the wits about you to do so.
A Glenn Daler is a kind of Archie Bunker from the D.C. suburbs. Example of his behavior can be seen here:
Typical Friday evening in Glenn Dale--
Gus: Hey, Betty, you wanna go up to Bowie to go shopping for some Natty Boh?
Betty: Naw, Hon, let's just stay here and watch the glue dry on the new wallpaper.
Gus: Sounds good.
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A gentleman with an average personality, sense of style and poor sense of humour.
Dude, don’t be a Glenn Cleary.
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(n.) a fairy whom waits for you in your bed with his hands behind his head and his legs crossed at the ankles. However, you may notice that he is completely naked besides a small pair of fairy wings and an unmistakeable purple sparkly wand and glitter cloud following him. Take caution, he has been known to rape teenage boys. Like Nate. He may offer to grant you "wishes", but beware, he is only trying to get you in bed. Well it doesn't even have to be in bed. "Take THAT! And THAT!" You cannot mistake the fairy Glenn-Mother because when attempting to blend in with the general public he looks like a stoned hippie and speaks in monotone. But be cautious. One cannot hide their wings forever..
Nate: "Lilly! There was this naked guy in my bed with a ton of glitter who said he wanted to grant me wishes!"
Hazel: "Chillll Nate, Its just Fairy Glenn-Mother."
(Verb)
Wills: "Dude where's Nate?"
Dylan: "He's still a little pissed about being Fairy Glenn-Mothered."
Nate: "Dude! There is this naked guy covered in glitter laying in my bed!"
Hazel: "Does he have fairy wings?"
Nate: "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Shit man, looks like you got yourself a Fairy Glenn-Mother."
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A fairly new animated sitcom on nick at nite. It's just another corny show that will eventualy die out in a few months. All of the humor on this show is mediocore, really. and since the producers already figured this out, they play an incredibly cheesy laugh track every 10 seconds to back up their pathetic attempts at humor.
Glenn Martin, DDS fails at trying to be funny.
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The level of absurd 4chan politics at which you are willing to think Hunter Biden's alleged emails are a more serious issue than Neo-Nazis.
The guy I dated 10 years ago has gone full Glenn Greenwald
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