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taco goblin

Another word for a Mexican would be 'Taco Goblin'

"Fucking Taco Goblins took our jobs!"

by asop March 22, 2018


Cob Goblin

One whom resides on the dark side of the glory hole.

Beware the cob goblin lurking behind the wall.

by Old Milwaukee April 5, 2018


Spaghetti Goblin

When you get beaned out with your boys.

So who’s trying to be a spaghetti goblin in this fine Wednesday Syracuse afternoon?

by The King’s of the North May 10, 2019

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Clout Goblin

A rare-subspecies of the Goblin genus who focus solely on acquiring clout or notoriety, instead of the typical goblin resources like gold or jewels. Unlike standard goblins, Clout Goblins have the ability to seamlessly assimilate into modern society and prey upon those with a surplus of clout. A Clout Goblin will continue to move throughout various scenes and social groups once clout levels have been depleted or once they've have been discovered by the host or the host's microcosm.

Person 1. Heyyy! Let's hang out later! We can take pictures with each other in your new Range Rover and post them on Insta.

Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.

Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*

by 🐺 August 18, 2021

34πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ass Goblin

noun; a small (or medium if you like)gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching tv and hogging the remote.

"has anyone seen my ass goblin? he's been missing for an hour" at which point, upon retrieval, said goblin returns to his happy ass-home.

by boone n' friendz August 22, 2003

1681πŸ‘ 352πŸ‘Ž


Nipple Goblin

I little goblin that jumps out of random shrubbery and bites your nipples.

Did you see that nipple goblin?

by funnyguy1000 March 9, 2011


Wobbly Goblin

The flaccid condition of ones dick after far to much delicious whiskey. Also known as Whiskey Dick.

Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..

by The turd abibes October 26, 2016