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Furious Goldfish

Furious Goldfish

Tumblr based term to explain a situational existence.

A person who is in rage at being kept in a fish bowl.

Similar to being in a glass bowl trapped and looking outside.

Iโ€™m like a furious goldfish at having to be in this school.
Iโ€™m beginning to feel suffocated at home like a furious goldfish

by Absolutelyfurious August 15, 2018

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birmingham goldfish

British slang term for faeces, typically left in the toilet. This may remain because it refuses to flush (see: floater) or because the owner didn't flush the chain.

John: Ok, guys, there's a Birmingham goldfish in the toilet. Flush after yourself!
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go

by Malice00000 June 9, 2017

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giant goldfish

a sharks favorite meal

sharks love to eat giant goldfish

by stoaks September 11, 2010

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goldfish mem

2second memory...a person who 4getses stuff real quik

trev- oi have u seen my pen nywhere???
bono- WTF goldfish mem u had it lyk 2 secs ago!!!

by taetard March 10, 2007

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wanking a goldfish

Where east benders go to watch confrontation street

Colin was wanking a goldfish, he should get down to confrontation street

by eastbender November 4, 2013

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Holly Goldfish

Originating from surnames Golder and Fisher, Holly goldfish is a rare species which is a mix of fish and ape. Her head is in the shape of a roblox character and is mentally retarded. She likes to wank to Lesbian anime porn in her spare time and is a LGBTQ+ emo legend. She is a massive disappointment to her parents and has a really cute brother xoxo. TBH she is pretty much Jesus. Her severe autism makes it very difficult to participate in everyday activities such as playing crossy road and not scaring little kids. As an elite member of The Erection Extremists, her life is dedicated to Dynasty and being a nice friendly Christian girl who reqularly attends church. ngl shes pretty savage and has done some really gangster things in her lifetime (not all can be listed for legal reasons) but she slit her eyebrow and looked so cool for a bit, as well as piercing her nose. It is important to highlight that Grace is more savage than her though.
sorry holly ily xoxo

Person 1: Oh no, there is Holly goldfish wanking in the corner to the picture of a random baby from dynasty and feet pics
Person 2: SMH, who is going to tell that girl that it is not ok to crush on younger children
Holly Goldfish: Shut up you fat indian shits

by GGGRASS May 31, 2019

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goldfish bowl

A girl with a bubble butt and small waist

That girl looks like she got a goldfish bowl in her paints.

I would really like to test the waters in that goldfish bowl

by dirty maria April 9, 2011

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