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The act of slapping another males testicles open-handed whilst standing behind.
Dude, hold my beer while I ring CG's gong.
Ringing the gong will def. get you laid by those slammys.
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Some one so fookin stoopid, that the activity of banging a gong, they could find a challenge.
My boss is a such a gong banger, its a wonder we all still have jobs.
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What drunk mothers say to their kids at a Motley Crue concert after they ask where their hot dog is.
Figg - "Mom, can you get me a hot dog?"
Drunk Mother - "Okay."
45 min. later
Figg - "Mom, where's my hot dog?"
Drunk Mother - "Hong Gong?"
Figg - "No mom, hot dog."
Drunk Mother - "Oh, hot dog. You didnt ask me for a hot dog."
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Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.
"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."
"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."
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"He took her down to Chinatown and taught her how to kick the gong around"
"I saw ol'' Joe and he was kicking the gong around"
This refers to having sweaty testicles.
'' My ging gongs are goolied! ''
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modern korean martial art.(unlike all other korean martial arts this one is based on free sparring situations and it doesnt emphasize on kicking but on throws and groundfighting.)
founded by Kang jun in 1998 gong kwon is a mix of hapkido judo jujutsu taekwondo and korean thaiboxing.
dude korean martial arts are all kicks and wrist locks.
NOT! gong kwon yusul ftw!