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gravel carrot

A carrot discriminated against due to its extreme white color,resembling a ghost. An unwanted food stuff that tended to be thrown away or used as peasant food in the beginning of the medieval time period. Now used as slang to describe horribly white teenage girls.

Hey pa do you think I'll ever be as white a that gravel carrot some day?.......son your not a vegetable your a human being........ohh pa your so funny.

by GCanonymous June 10, 2014


Gravel pit

A non conventional outside location where people (Mostly men) go to urinate. Generally its used when time is limited.

Christian is in the head and I have a meeting in 2 min, wheres the gravel pit?

by axesandanchors November 3, 2022


The Graveler

The act of masturbating with a handfull of gravel. whilst some people might find this painfull others find the pain rather pleasurable.

*guy 1* Dude I tried The Graveler last night
*guy 2* holy crap man did that shit not hurt?
*guy 1* yeah but i liked it!

by wild Snorlax June 7, 2011


Gravel Gunt

An area of a female that provides your business traction and stability.

Yesterday was rough.. I had no choice to plow through that Gravel gunt. No pain.. No gain.

by dogmeat78 January 14, 2023


Gravel Blast

The act of fingering a builder with sandpaper. Any hole counts.

"Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?"
"Yeah, sure! But you'll have to give me a gravel blast first!"
"Okay! I'll get the 36 out!"

by The great god of gravel June 2, 2022


Pant Gravel

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.

Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)

"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"

"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"

"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"

by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023


Gravel Man

An urban legend by troy that somebody broke into his garden and stole a couple pieces of gravel. Meanwhile, Troy wanted to get a "delicious" milkshake from the kitchen but didn't want to get shot. You're welcome troy

-Operator

Hey Charlie, Gravel Man is behind you.

by Gravel Man February 20, 2021