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At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.
Usually two feet high, and on a angle.
The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.
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we're the "icing on the cake" we make the band look pretty and put some color in to the band on the field with many visuals using flags,rifles,sabres,or anything else you can find
go to a marcing band competition and see the guard strut their stuff and twirl those falgs!!
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you guys didnt even begin to touch the surface of what color guard is.
performance quality isnt just smiling. you gotta be angry or sad or alter-ego or whatever fits the music.
tosses are the hardest.
you have to do ballet.
you have to point your feet
you have to remember drill.
you have to spin. sabers. flags. rifles.
you have to survive band camp.
you have to not only be cold, but burning hot.
you have to make the losing team your colorguarding for look good.
you have to put up with the band until winter guard.
and thats all the negatives.
positives.
well...
positives...
you can see your beautiful flags in action while watching playbacks.
you can get friends with other colorguard folk.
you have something to do.
its rewarding.
its pretty.
its a sport.
and thats all i can think of.
i spin for west orange n and we are beasts. better then you losers.
color guard is the act of spinning flags sabres and rifles while dancing (ballet) and remembering drill during fall season. its a hard yet rewarding thing and its absolutley amazing,
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Refers to a Sober Sitter, which involves a safety precaution in which one sober person will "sit", or watch over somebody undergoing heavy intoxication. The aim is to prevent injury and accidents.
Holy sh*t - are you trippin' on that sh*t too?
Nah man, I'm the SS guard tonight.
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Every group of females has a guard trog. The guard trog is the loathsome friend in a group of girls who tries her best to keep her good-looking friends from being approached by guys, no matter how nice or friendly.
The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.
Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.
David: "Mike, lets go try talking to those cute girls at the bar."
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"
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-Are you playing in the soccer game on Thursday?
-Yeah, but I need to get a shit guard first.
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A sneeze, usually fake, that one intentionally does on his/her food so that people around them notice, and therefore will not take their food in fear it is contaminated. Usually used when you have to leave your table, and you are with friends that often take your food.
"Ewwww, did you just take some of Jim's fries"
"Ya. Why?"
"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"
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