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You thrust a woman(or dude) until they say that they are cumming, next quickly pull out and say "Han shot first".
So I was giving it to this chick last night. She was about to cum and bam i pulled The Guido on her.
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Judging by the previous definitions, a guido must be someone who inspires a lot of haters. These haters have probably had their girlfriends stolen by a guido who actually goes to a gym and takes care of himself. It probably happened at a bar where the guido was actually having a good time dancing while the unshowered white-bread boyfriend (from Ohio with no rhythm who thinks he is a New Yorker because he has been here 3 years) was off in the corner complaining about Bridge and Tunnel people coming into the city and wishing he had downloaded that way too cool new obscure alt-rock/retro 80s (undanceable) song on his iPod.
I have no culture, ethnic food, family loyalty or rhythm of my own where I am from in Bumble F@ck USA so I make fun of guidos and pretend to be a hip New Yorker.
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Maybe if your ignorant ass came up here, or maybe u live up here in the tri-state area and did not hate on guidos, you would really know what goes on instead of just making stuff up trying to bring down us italian americans. Ok Guidos do wear tight shirts, designer jeans, but no fuzzy hats, thats homo son. Second, we are not "wiggers" or "wegros" whatever you call it. We grew up around hip-hop/rap, urban. Nothing wrong with being urban or using hip hop slang, some slangs created by us italians. Guidos basically are "pimps" or "players" who dress in clothes described above, also our "fake" gold chains as you call it. Those are called baptism chain, ok idiot?, given to us by our godfather and godmother at our baptism. Now you probably feel stupid so try to comeback with a better definition, moron. Oh yea, I am full blooded italian, but do not dress like that. Not all italians dress as you describe them to be.
guido: shut up before i pop ya weasel ass!
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An alternative name for 'Heroin'.
Used to hide the fact that Heroin is being talked about.
Luke and Bettina went searching for Guido, only to be f****ed over by two B******ds who took our £80.
Bettina! Yes Luke; Is that my Guido on the table?
...NO, it's my Guido.
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A guido...let me expalin, is a way of life. It's just not any SOB with a fuckin blowout. Its not just any poser with an armani exchange shirt...that doesnt mean shit. The true guido's are the true italian, born and raised...who go to the club and parties because THEY want to, who wear the expense clothes because THEY want to, who drive the nice cars because THEY want to...not because it fits into the ever so popular growing "guido" trend. They try to look better than the average scrub. They work hard and play harder. You are who you are, if that is naturally YOU, then you are a TRUE guido.
I consider myself a guido, because its who i am, not who i want to be.
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a handsome italian male who gets insulted alot by jealous american dickheads.
Yo look at dat guido!
(thinks to himself: I wish i could be like him)
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A nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy, who might look good in a speedo
Wake up in the morning, gonna find a guido
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