Cornish Guilt

Guilt over stealing someones cornish pasty and/or other pastry related food items

Guilt over murdering someone from Cornwall

I totally killed a hitchiker in Cornwall, I've never felt such Cornish guilt

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engineer's guilt

The guilt you feel when you decide to have fun and take a couple hours off from doing problem sets and coding.

I went home after the party and tried to do math homework because I felt so much engineer's guilt.

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Morning Guilt

Feelings of dissapointment and being ashamed in oneself because of your actions during the night. Morning Guilt usually occurs from either waking up with no money in your wallet, hungover, a ticket, hook-ups/creeping/drunk texts, not remebering what you said to people at the bar, but mostly not accomplishing anything on the weekend. Morning guilt can last up to an hour or until the next East Stroudsburg University weekend.

"Hey man do you have morning guilt?"
- "Yeah"
"Do you want to start drinking again?"
- "Yeah"

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pussy guilt

felt by some men who are not real men after doing something harsh to a girl this could be a donkey puch or maybe just ignoring her after doing whatever because you feel pussy regret but generally ignoring is the easiest way to not talk to a girl that you have no reason to talk to

"i feel like a prick about what i did to kelly"

"you gots a bad case of the pussy guilt my friend"

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guilt trip

a manipulation tactic by promising someone grief and sorrow if something not done a certain way

Denise ran a guilt trip on Nate by telling him to visit his estrange father in the hospital or he'll never have a chance to make amends with him.

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Guilt Tip

The act of leaving an extremely large tip for your waitress and also including your phone number. By taking the money she will feel guilty if she does not call; very similar to that of a Guilt Trip.

AJ: "How much tip did you leave?"
Colin: "50%...and my phone number."
AJ: "You're guilt tipping her, aren't you?"
Colin: "She'll call."

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Anal Guilt

When a person becomes very sensitive and caring after having anal sex with somebody. May result in back rubs, cuddling, cooking dinner, or oral sex. Usually subsides within 10 minutes to an hour.

In order to milk Tom's anal guilt for as long as she could, Mary had him get her McDonald's while she soaked her poor rectum.

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