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Regional to shore areas of South Jersey, some residents (late teens to early thirties) often use "hamburger meat" as a euphemism for chest hair. Hamburger meat is an especially prominent feature of French Canadian tourists, as are speedos. Hamburger meat is also used to point out when a man has obviously taken great lengths to display his man mane, i.e. - unbuttoning polo style shirt completely, and flattening the collar to maximize fluff effect.
Ex. 1
Worker 1 - Damn, dude..... Did you see that guy that just left the hotel lobby?
Worker 2 - Yeah, he had his hamburger meat hangin out over his grape smugglers.
Ex. 2
Hotel guest 1 - I won't be coming back here. The dirty worker guy keeps leering at my wife...
Hotel guest 2 - Yeah, he struts around the pool trying to impress everyone with his hamburger meat.
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Neil Hamburger is the World's #1 Funny Man. He has opened up for many famous people like Tenacious-D and has been a host on Kimmel.
A few of Neil Hamburger's jokes:
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.
What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.
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A Hamburger hug is usually between three people, usually your friends or family, and happens when two people perform a regular hug and you or a friend, include yourself into the hug by hugging one of the two people each other, tus it becomes a hamburger hug as one person is being hugged in the middle (the pattie) and two people are hugging on the outside (the bread).
Try to imagine 3 people, two people regular hugging and one person in the middle.
1. My two besties, Christie and Joline were hugging and I gave Christie a hug from behind and yelled "HAMBURGER HUG!". Christie was like the pattie, and Joline and I were the like the bread.
Now the Thrid Wheeler is included! YAY!
When you tear up your old lady’s anal o-ring real good and raw from vigorous anal sex.
Rachel had to sit on a donut pad for a few days after I have her the hamburger ring.
The old lady sent me to Walgreens for some preparation H last night. Apparently I gave her hamburger ring.
Going hard and good on something.
Derived from Goin' Ham and Goin' Burger.
Y'all goin' hamburger at the gym.
The act of performing Fellatio, Cunninglingus, or Analingus with either Jalepenos and/or Salsa in one's mouth.
My Girlfriend cheated on me so as revenge I gave her a spicy hamburger.