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when someone just keeps running in circles (and making the same mistakes) in their life, instead of progressing
I thought when you "moved on" , everything would change....but I can see you are still on the hamster wheel-NOTHING has.
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A COVID-19 shelter-in-place personal discovery, as consequence of simply having time to reflect on what really matters in life.
After 4 weeks of social distancing, I've come to the conclusion that I FUCKIN HATE MY JOB and ain't NO WAY I'm gettin' BACK On the Hamster Wheel...
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A hamster that you get from spider man and a girl who ate 98 frogs that are shaped like a door, they gave birth to A GUCCI HAMSTER and eventually the evil doctor, (dr. Soppy socks) bought their kids, and he put them in his lab, he got so scared about his porcupine runaways eating his jeans cutely, so he sold the gucci hamsters. So legend says, kids still play hang man using these evil hamsters.
Wanna play catch the gucci hamster ?
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When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn.
When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn. "The unicorn hamster".
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Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.
Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster
Verb: When a human or other animal draws liquid from a tube or nozzle type object in the same manner as a common hamster does with its water bottle apporatus in its cage.
He didn't have a cup to drink out of... so when no one was looking... he put his mouth up against the water cooler nozzle and became hamstering his drink.
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A unique martial arts style that is impossible to combat. This style is displayed in the movie Orgazmo by ChodaBoy.
That son of a bitch with the Texas Belt Buckle tried to give me a dirty sanchez so I whipped his ass hamster style.
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