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A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google
Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?
Nerdfighter 2: Which one?
Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS
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The single most coolest, strongest and most powerful man to ever have existed on earth. He's considered to be more powerful than Chuck Norris and King Leonidas together. The term "Action Hank" is used when someone does something incredibly cool like jumping out of a window from an exploading building.
Person 1: "Man that guy was really cool when he dodged all those bullets, jumped off a bridge and landed on a truck loaded with pillows, somersaulted off it just as it exploaded and landed in the front seat of his own car."
Person 2: "Yeah that was totally Action Hank"
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the name given to the sexual act of rubbing a chode or several chode against one's own chode. It is highly popular with fat homosexuals.
hey i just walked in to my son's room while he was getting a hank job,so i decided to join him.
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Hank is a tiny yellow songbird said to represent the soul of France.
He is also comprised completely out of awesome.
Hank Green and John Green are, in fact, not the same person.
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A sea-hank is a woman with a salty, fishy vagina. She resembles a hobo, only with a more queefy smell. Sea-hanks tend to flock around boys who listen to metal and have long, curly hair.
"Did you see Nathaniel?! He hooked up with a sea-hank!!"
"If you want to get laid just play some metal and the sea-hank will flock to you like a giant cloud of pussy dildos."