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An amazing book series that morons think is stupid but really isn't and is the greatest books EVER created written by J.K. Rowling an ah-mazing writer.
iloveharrypotter
Friend: Wow I hate Harry Potter.
Me:Excuse me.
Friend: Who ever wastes their time reading those books are stupid.
Me: *kills friend*
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a crack pot kid that thinks he's a wizard
he's a harry potter
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the main character in a series of books and movies who strongly needs to become deceased in the final book/movie after which draco malfoy will become king of the world.
harry potter: ahh dracco dont kill me! expelliarmus! im a 6th year and thats the only flippin spell i know!
draco *aka mcdreamy*: shut up you pansy! avada kedavra!
harry*screams like the fairy he is* im dead!
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an extremely over rated book that is hundreds of pages that no one would want to entirely go through.
Snape kills Dumbledore on page 596
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very good and highly well-written book series about a orphan kid who's being seriously fucked up by his crappy ass aunt and uncle and then goes to a wizarding school, gets fucked up some more, etc, etc, and flies a broom and gets the hook up with asian chicks. Best Friend of a serious know-it-all bitch and a poor kid with red hair.
Not related in any way to Lord of the Rings.
"Damn, Harry's aunt and uncle fucked him up."
"Indeed."
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1) In my opinion, the best series of books ever written. Sorry, Twilight fangirls, but it's true. Often compared to the Lord of the Rings, though commonly compared for the wrong reason. I compare them because they are the best and second best series of books ever written.
2) The best series of movies ever. Even though the movies are not as good as the books (so far), they still beat most other movies and all other movie series. In order of best to worst so far in my opinion, here they are:
1. Goblet of Fire
2. Half-Blood Prince
3. Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Chamber of Secrets
5. Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone
6. Order of the Phoenix
Somehow they managed to make the longest and possibly best book the shortest and worst movie. And the movie is STILL awesome.
3) A boy from the series defined above with a scar shaped like a bolt of lightning on his head. Enemy of Lord Voldemort.
1)
Harry Potter Books Fan: Dude, I just finished reading Order of the Phoenix, it was EPIC!
Harry Potter Hater: Yeh, ok.
Harry Potter Books Fan: Why don't you go read Twilight?
2)
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Goblet of Fire is the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!
Twilight Movies Fan: OMG NO UR RONG!!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!uno!!!11!!!!!eleventyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT 4EVER!!!!!unooneunoeleventyoneuno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Go watch Twilight, idiot.
3) Harry Potter Series Fan (INSANE FANGIRL: DANGEROUS SPECIES): OMG!!!! Liek, Hairy Potter is SOOOOO hawt!!!!!one!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Twilight Fangirl (EVEN MORE DANGEROUS): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 EDWARD 4EVER!!!!!!!11!!! I WANNA FUCK HIM SOOOOO BAD!!!!!!
Sane HP Fan: Geez, you'll never be able to meet them. Live with it.
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1. A random guy on a stupid war game that you're best guy friend ditches you on the phone for because he finds male interaction over the internet more amusing than actually talking to one of his best friend's who happens to be a girl. Also, this best friend who is a girl is about as close as he will get to having a girlfriend and ditching her for Harry Potter was a very stupid move.
2. A stupid enemy tank on WiiPlay named after the above ditcher's online friend because of the above situation.
1.
Guy Friend: Sorry, I got to go.
Girl Friend: Why? I haven't talked to you since I left for camp!
Guy Friend: Harry Potter really needs my help right now. Sorry.
Girl Friend: ...Gr. Fine. Bye.
2.
Girl 1: Hey, what should we name these tanks?
Girl 2: Benedict Arnold, Retriever, Mutt and...Harry Potter.
Girl 1: Harry Potter?
Girl 2: That's the person on that stupid game I got ditched for.
Girl 1: Okay. I'm gonna kill me some tank ass today!
Girl 2: *BOOM!*
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