An absolute gaylord. He will do anything possible to suck your dick. Hes pretty nice and if you are the lucky guy to recieve attention from him then know he is loyal and committed to your relationship.
He WILL suck tour dick
He frequents in activities such as watching jojo and moderating r/dankmemes
Mirror Mirror on the wall whos the gayest of them all.
Hayden...
Hayden, Hayden, Hayden very different from everyone else. He is very tall, very big and very solid. He is a good rugby player. But he is the trouble maker in the class. He always gets into trouble and never learns anything. But inside he is a sensitive block who cares about some things like shooting and farming etc. But overall he is a big spud
Me: walking to class
Hayden: comes barging through the hallway and knocking me and everyone over.
Me: "Oi ya big spud"
Hayden: "oh shut up and walks off"
Hayden. this is a man of many words, his teeth are so bad he can’t even smile anymore people roast him over anything he does, he hangouts with the biggest losers at school, he can’t make a basketball team if it were to save his life.
Man 1.....
man 2 damn i want me some of that hayden
man 1 yea he is the greatest
An overall pretty awsome guy who is really down to earth, when you meet a Hayden you will be sure to feel his massive chad aura beaming around him.
Random person - "Hey, who's that?"
Me - "Oh thats Hayden! He is such a chad."
A girl that talks like a white girl and is black
Damn why this bitch talk Hayden
Top shagger, makes bare sex jokes and will steal your girl.Super hot and will steal yo girl. Probably rich and has the greatest taste in music and youtubers (grime). Thinks they are cool but actually they are named a posh twat name from old england.
Yo u see hayden?
oh! the posh twat who thinks he's roadman?
Hayden is the person to jump out of their bathroom window for a inside joke and scare their friend that lives a 10 minute walk away from them.