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Rutherford B. Hayes

A Respectable, but seldom remembered President. Hayes’s presidency is often blamed for ending reconstruction by a “corrupt bargain”, but despite popular belief, by this point in history Reconstruction was disliked by the American public. Due to these circumstances no matter who won the election of 1876, Whether that be the Progressive Republican candidate, or the Conservative Democratic candidate (this was before the party switch, before the 60’s democrats were largely conservative), Reconstruction would have ended regardless. Another thing of note is that the corrupt bargain that his critics mention had no historical written records, and seems to mostly be based on hearsay.

Person 1: man I cant believe Rutherford B. Hayes cheated to win the election of 1876.
Person 2: erhm, ACKCHYUALLY theres no record of the Compromise of 1877 ever happening!
Person 1: holy shit, fuck off you are so annoying. Why is this even on urban dictionary?

by UrbanDictionaryHistorian1870 May 27, 2024


mick hayes

A loser musician that makes real musicians look bad. He refuses to work, rips off widows, mooches off his wife, and starts gofundme projects so he can chase career waitresses, sit on his ass and hoard gear he can't use. He also demands you respect his artistry, literally his ego.

Guido the air guitarist mick hayesed a benefit and bought himself two mini coopers.

by Poserfanboy December 9, 2021


Milo Hayes

An extremely cool person, that is better than you. haha

Milo Hayes is soooo cool

by rotodomee May 19, 2022


Zero Hayes

Zero Hayes is one of the nicest boys you'll ever meet in your life, he's kind, out going and a very likeable person. Zero will always be there for you when you need it and will support you no matter what. You need a Zero I your life because they are the total package, anyone named zero is a one of a kind =) you'd be very lucky to have one 😊

Hi Zero Hayes.

by peniseater1 December 14, 2021


Rylan Hayes

Rylan Hayes is a very attractive boy who doesn’t think he is in his own eyes unless it’s a thing in the dictionary.

Wow he is so attractive!
Oh so like Rylan Hayes attractive?
YES!!

by flourpower June 1, 2021


elliott hayes

the hottest bitch on the block like youd die from his hottness literally

person: omg is that elliott hayes????
person 2: OMG HES SO HOT
your mom: heyy florence wanna meet up again tonight????

by hahahdhsjdelliott November 25, 2021


Turner Hayes/Cole Young

A Turner Hayes or a Cole Young is a generally frowned upon trope in TV or Movie Media in the Modern Age, where in which when adapting an already popular franchise with plenty of characters in it, the studios feel the need to create a completely one note, milquetoast character to be the protagonist and never show up in anything else. The term originates from the character Turner Hayes from the CW Show "Gotham Knights" and the character Cole Young from the 2021 Movie Adaptation of Mortal Kombat.

"I'm sick of all of these "Turner Hayes/Cole Youngs" in shit, just use characters people already know" - A salty redditor.

by LiterallyCthulhu June 17, 2022