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Hector Berlioz

French romantic era composer (1803 - 1869) who made an Irish actress marry him after drinking a lethal dose of opium.

Guy 1: Bro, James just pulled a Hector Berlioz. He made Gina marry him after threatening to kill himself.

Guy 2: How the fuck did that work?

by Klavierist August 19, 2023


Pulling a Hector

1. Being a pointless contrarian

2. Arguing against a good idea simply because it wasn't your idea

"He's pulling a Hector and pretending that Bea Arthur isn't the best name for a dog in the history of names for dogs."

by intelekshual May 10, 2019


hectoring off

Slacking off, usually done by a hector but it is possible to be done by others.

Guy 1: Yo you see that dude there?
Guy 2: Yeah bro he is totally hectoring off right now.

by Lil' Wang June 23, 2017


hector connector

a large unibrow, that is very unsightly.

WHOAH! look at his hector connector!

by maaaa! May 22, 2008

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Hectic Hector

Absolute Cock, loves tromboning and specialises in removing arse fluff with the tongue!

Excuse me Jay do you enjoy being a Hectic Hector

by TRAD1 November 25, 2008

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Inspector Hector

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one completes the shitstache to include a goatee.

Just when I thought the shit wasn't going to circle the mouth, voila! I wrapped my cock around her chin and gave her an Inspector Hector-

by Mr. Decent June 2, 2008

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Hector Smells

Actually, I didn't say what he smells like. So for all I know Hector could be smelling like...um...a computer. Yeah! A Computer! That's right! (Just kidding Hector!) Don't die!

P.S. I'm watching you!!! Muahaha!
...... :} <---(evil grin)

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis April 3, 2003

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