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The act of masturbating in a small inflatable pool full of your own urine and floating pieces of poo. The act is generally considered to one of the more perverse, and sensually overbearing forms of sexual self expression. Nonetheless, high participation rates have propped up the inflatable pool industry for the last three property cycles.
Best performed outside on a nice day where the neighbours can see... and smell... and hear. Eye contact with passers by is strongly encouraged, but not compulsory.
The act is not to be confused with a Tepid Hector, which is essentially the same but with the important exception of being undertaken in an inflatable pool full of water, or some other non-urine substance.
DaveP : Hey man, why you pissing in that kiddy pool??
GreggR: I'm gonna do an epic Hot Hector. I just got laid off from my job at the Sunglass Hut, so I'm gonna fill this baby up with a thousand liters of evil straight from my kidneys and then I'm gonna beat my dick like it owes me money.
DaveP: Sounds wild. Are you pooping right now too?
GreggR: Yeah im serving up a hot steamy biscuit in there too. This pools gonna be grimmer than Dan Aykroyd's anus
Girl 1- Why it's so hot today?
Girl 2- Obviously because Hector Andres is here
Girl 1- Ahh I love being so hot around him
Slacking off, usually done by a hector but it is possible to be done by others.
Guy 1: Yo you see that dude there?
Guy 2: Yeah bro he is totally hectoring off right now.
a large unibrow, that is very unsightly.
WHOAH! look at his hector connector!
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Absolute Cock, loves tromboning and specialises in removing arse fluff with the tongue!
Excuse me Jay do you enjoy being a Hectic Hector
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Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one completes the shitstache to include a goatee.
Just when I thought the shit wasn't going to circle the mouth, voila! I wrapped my cock around her chin and gave her an Inspector Hector-
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Actually, I didn't say what he smells like. So for all I know Hector could be smelling like...um...a computer. Yeah! A Computer! That's right! (Just kidding Hector!) Don't die!
P.S. I'm watching you!!! Muahaha!
...... :} <---(evil grin)
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