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Hem is a bad point of reference. Used in a way to express dissatisfaction, or ultimately "no".
Got hemmed up on some charges. Hem what you think. Hem that shit. You ain't bout to hem me up yo'.
The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.
Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.
Chad: Bro...
Describing an act, event, or situation involving both debauchery and mayhem.
The night was destined for debauch-hem.
What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.
"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!"
"Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."