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When people, with the benefit of years (or generations) of hindsight and typically with ulterior motive, try to rewrite history as it originally occurred.
1) "The Holocaust was media sensationalism. Assuming it even happened, it was exaggerated and is revisionist history.
2) "Alabama was National Champions of College in 1941, per the Houlgate Poll. And became revisionist history in 1983 thanks to UA SID Wayne Atcheson, who'd go on to be author a fantastic biography about Jay Barker." citation needed
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When you pour maple syrup all over your balls and dip them in someones mouth while pissing up their nose and shitting on a Canadian flag
Yo i just saw a video online of someone giving a Canadas History to some slut
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A long and epic tale of deceitful hermits, terrorism, a new messiah, and beer. With many characters including bush the retarded president. Mr. Fucker, bushes dad. And Melvin K Fuck
Hey, did you hear about americas history? It's pretty shitty
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The history teacher is always most likely the most coolest teacher to ever exist they always are chill on homework by not giving much or any at all they not only giving little to no work they also understand the problems of modern day such as Mondays and wanting to leave school on Friday the minute you get in class last but not least they teach probably the only subject anyone gives a shit about.
people who aren't in history class: my math teacher is making me have homework over the weekend
people in history class:wow that sucks we get to have a whole week without homework thanks to our history teacher
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(n.) literally-A book containing past happenings of significance.
Figuratively the history book is all of what has happened in the past.
The history book on the shelf, it's repeating itself!
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The act of inducing labor with a non-pregnant male with a hockey stick dipped in syrup.
Last week a friend of mine experienced Canadas History and was killed.
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A INSANE academic competition in which middle and high school students create a documentary, performance, exhibit or paper about a local topic. In the process these students face there wits' end as competition further divides a cliquey middle school and people start losing even more sleep. If you can survive history fair then you can survive middle school.
"OMFG! History Fair!"
Teacher:So how long did you spend on History Fair
Student:I dunno like every minute of my free time
Teacher: You still haven't put in your best effort. As a student of INSERT SCHOOL NAME HERE we expect more than you even though you are going to get your butt kicked by some rich kids in the suburbs.
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