A hoe ass bitch that constantly gets on one's nerves.
WOMAN! YOURE BEING A DAMN HITCH HOTCH!
someone who has an other half, often a partner or close friend
look over there there's the bitch with a hitch
The happy smiling face a seasoned hitchhiker wears while thumbing a ride.
Did you see that dirty hippy get that ride in only 5 minutes, he had resting hitch face.
When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.
Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.
When a gentleman of a certain age tries to hit a golf ball but their swing gets stuck at the top and it takes considerable time from the backswing to actually strike the ball.
Man BT really has the Ol Hitch-Shot in his game. It took him like five minutes to even hit the ball. I thought that either his shoulder froze, he had to fart, or he was having a senior moment.