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Hong Kong Observatory is a part of Environment and Ecology Bureau(EEB),it is so useless that even the whole Hong Kong is flooded,we still need to go school or work.It is famous for the Li's field.The chance of typhoon no.8-10 during school day is 0%.
A:I hope there will be a typhoon tomorrow
B:Go dream la,even there is, the Hong Kong Observatory wont let us have rest.
"Jeez, did you see her ass?"
"Yeah, total Hong Kong Mullet"
When an Asian business opens a sketchy side business that may or may not be legal to increase profits.
Those gas station pizzas are a real Hong Kong Hustle
The nail salon was extra busy so the hookers out back had to come help
Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
A sexual position with your wife when you strip butt naked, bend over to reach underneath your bed to find and put on your "rice hat". Then squint your eyes and finally proceed to have sex and scream, "Hong Kong this Dong!"
"Hey Baby, hurry up and meet me in my room and I'll show you The Hong Kong."
Another term for yellow fever
"that cute asian girl gave me such a hong kong hardon"