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When an obese or overweight female is wearing a string bikini and her straps disappear in between her fat rolls giving an optical illusion that the bikini is not tied on.
Look over there and check out that "Bikini Houdini." That fat ass woman is wearing a bikini, but I can't see any of the straps because her backfat and fupa are covering the strings.
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A combination of the Houdini and the Donkey Punch. This is the act in which, during doggystle sexual intercourse, the penetrating man spits (or pours warm yogurt) on his partner's back, causing the partner to believe the man has "finished." Upon the partner's turn of the head, the man forcibly socks his partner upside the head and then proceeds to manually release his cumload in his partner's face.
(gay version) Matt's eye was swollen for a week after Len houdini punched his ass.
(non-gay version) I houdini punched that bitch for no good reason at all.
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A sexual act where a guy is having sex with a girl doggie-style and is about ready to blow his load. He spits on the girl's back so that she'll think he's done. She turns around, never suspecting that the guy has his loaded piece ready to go. The guy then spunks right in the girl's eyes and he disappears quicker than Harry Houdini.
Man, I was screwing this chick last night, but I didn't want to get tied up in post-sex conversation. I utilized the infamous "Harry Houdidi" and got the heck out of there.
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During sex, when a man loses his condom inside of the woman and she does not find it for days. He makes the condom disappear!
"Goddamn it Jesse, you pulled a condom houdini!"
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When a female is reciving anal butt sex from the Dominant Male (headbanging) and he pulls out just before ejaculation and quietly hawks a loogie on to her back. Thinking he is done, she trund around and recieves a facefull of semen in her eyes.
"Dude i gave that bitch a dirty houdini last night just before i tossed her ass to the curb."
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a combo of a Houdini -doing a guy/girl from behind, spitting on his/her back, and ejaculating in his/her eye- and the Angry Pirate - ejaculating in his/her eye and giving him/her a peg leg.
Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back
Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.
Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg
Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
Mike- "Last night, I busted the Pirate Houdini combo on my girl!"
Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"
Mike-"Sure Did!"
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(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"
It was like magic! he came on me twice in 10 seconds!
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