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When your partner takes a shit and you shove a kit kat bar in their ass and let the chocolate melt and you give them a rimjob and hope it’s chocolate not shit
“Dude did you hear Kevin won the Hungarian Lottery?”
“Yeah but Donovan wasn’t so lucky”
A term for a man's penis if he's a grower, not a shower.
Oh my God Mary, John's got a Hungarian Hamster down there!
When you cut off someones neck sac, grill it, nut on it, and feed to your gf before throwing her off of a building.
Man, I sure do want to Hungarian Choke my science teacher, she's hot but such a jerk.
A condom which has been punctured by a needle in order to cause deliberate pregnancy. Frequently used by Hungarian and eastern European women who have sex with douchebags.
Al: I think that eastern European girl I fucked is pregnant.
Mike: Of course it is Al. You are so stupid, always on the phone that you did not realized she used Hungarian condoms on your dumb ass.
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An insult used to describe people that want to fight all of the time.
"Chill out, don't fight him. You're such a Hungarian Battlewhore."
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When you shit on a blow pop and then make someone eat it.
Friend 1: So you know that guy I gave a Hungarian Cutip to a couple weeks ago?
Friend 2: Yeah, I remember. That was so hilarious, I did it to my girlfriend yesterday because that kind of thing turns her on.
Friend 1: Ummm... the guy I gave it to died yesterday of salmonella.
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When someone puts their dick through a hole in a platter, instead of food, thus surprising their girl when they open the lid.
Girl: “Hey I’m hungry, do you have anything to eat?
Guy: “Yea let me fix you up a Hungarian Breakfast real quick”
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