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a close male friend who takes place of the real husband when he is away
Dale was my surrogate husband while Nick was in Vegas
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A husband who provides constant care and attention to his emotionally needy Amazon wife. This husband is required to constantly attend her and follow her where ever she goes; even when not always appropriate.
"Who's that guy that's been sitting out in the parking lot for 3 hours?"
"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."
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When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.
John just went to take a husband shit so we won't see him for at least a half hour.
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Kageyama Husband ;) gdffdtrsghvbchg
The guy you always share a Lane with during swim practice. The opposite of Lane wife.
I always share a Lane with Andrew at swim practice, therefore he is my Lane husband.
A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.
Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.
Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.