I'm HORNY

I want to have sex

I'm horny all the time

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I'm Batman

The ultimate badass introduction. Say this upon meeting someone tough and they'll never mess with you.

Thug: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman

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i'm broke

Out of money

I spent all of my money and now I'm broke.

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I'm busy

A cowards nice way of saying "Leave me alone!"

Me: "How are you?"

Responder: "I'm fine. I'm busy. Just busy as hell!"

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I'm not buying it

Means a person is not convinced by an argument/excuse/reasoning.

"Sorry I'm late, but I helped an old lady cross the street and called a cab for her."
"I'm not buying it"

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I'm On A Horse

Phrase used when trying to reinforce what a badass you are. (Inspired by the now-he's-in-a-towel-now-he's-on-a-boat guy from the Old Spice commercial.)

Frank: Awesome come from behind win, Phil!
Phil: Yeah, I'm on a horse.

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I'm hanging in there

It means that you are ok... not good, not bad.

Person 1: Hey, how are you?

Person 2: Hey, I'm hanging in there. How about you?

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