i shitted in my pants

help

i shitted in my pants

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4

Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

am i a shit dog?

This is what Kim Suengmin of Stray Kids says as a mockery for "MOAns".

MOAns: "Am I a shit dog?🥹🥹"
Kim Suengmin: "Yes"
Stays: "Yes"