I told u I was hardcore

Some guy into the internet and doing drugs decided to overdose while on an internet chat and webcam.

"i told u i was hardcore" were among his last words.

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I told you I was hardcore

"I told you I was hardcore" was one of the last things an irc user by the name of Ripper said before he overdosed. He was webcamming this whole event, including the injestion of multiple drugs, and the foaming at the mouth that sealed the deal. Ripper should never be forgotten. Not for the person that he was, but for the person he wanted to be, and failed to be. There is a great moral in what Ripper did infront of an irc channel that the majority of the people did not give two shits about him while the entire event, right in front of their eyes, unvaled.

ripper: I told you I was hardcore
grphish: GO CALL RTHE UCKING
grphish: POISON CONTROL CENTER
grphish: ripper: we knew that already
ripper: fuck u
ripper: pusys
ripper: u are so fucking stupid
(dies shortly later)

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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

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I Know What I Got

When you know, you have something good or awesome that people are talking to you about. Can be used cleverly in a common sentence as jokingly as possible. Can be used in a text: IKWIG

Man you have really nice car. Friend: I know What I Got.
Wife: You got $3500 this week. Husband: I know What I Got.
Father: You clean your room son? No electronics until your done. Son: I know What I Got.
Mother: Your going to get pregnant keeping your Legs Open. Daughters: I Know What I Got.

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i do what i please

Doing what you want , don't thinking about the results or judgments given by others. Comforting others seems not the best option in every time. So sometimes people likely doing things only for there sake and own comfort.

It sounds like little egoistic but if it doesn't do a lot harm to others , this sounds reasonable.

Mom : Don't laugh louder.
me : I do what I please.. It feels good for me.

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I love you I love you I love you

When you love somebody with your heart soul and body you say it three times.

Boyfriend: I love you so much
Girlfriend: I love you I love you I love you

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Yeah I smoke. But I ball.

A common statement among athletes who smoke weed. Indicates that no matter how much weed the athlete smokes, the proof is the pudding and they still ball out.

Hey Rod, you came into this meeting late and you smell like weed. Yeah I smoke. But I ball.

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