Karl: weres Sapnap?
Quackity: blasting I wanna see some ass pop off though-
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Person a: Hey, what's good?
Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself
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You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.
Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.
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Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.
“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”
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When you hear or see something so bad that it makes you want to jump out a window and kill your self
“Oh my god brad just broke up wth me, I wanna hippity hop out a window”
“This is so stressful, I wanna hippity hop out a window”
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Words that that suck up you know writes to your professor/boss Its pretty much something super kiss ass that someone says or writes
Kissass: Omfg I love your hair, I just wanted to compliment you on the amazing way you hold your pen, also I just wanted to clear, that I agree with everything you say! :D
You, who went through your boss' email: ahahaha WOW THIS IS THE BEST I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK LETTER, yet! where is that forward button?
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I want to take my revenge on society by murdering the first random person i encounter
when you hear the phrase i wanna go bang-bang, please be kind enough to immediately alert the authorities and make double sure that the person gets a proper psyche-eval
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