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Ian is a very attractive boy, he has the prettiest eyes and the nicest hair. He's pretty tall and thin, he is very shy at first but once you he feels comfortable around you hes a little more crazy. Ian's are hard not to fall for .
Omg did you see Ian today??
Yes he looked so cutee!!!
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Ian the Christmas Monkey
Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey.
Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast.
The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.
Child: Father, shall we be visited by Ian the Christmas Monkey tomorrow, as I am hoping for an x-box.
Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue!
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the worst name ever. probably addicted to Family Guy
Andre: damn i hate the name ian
Ian: Peter Griffin the comedy genius sexy sexy
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the person that pisses you off and then makes you laugh which pisses you off because you didn't want to laugh.
Ian just completely pissed me off and made me laugh so hard when I don't want to
Small folk with small dongs who are attracted to women named jaeden Davis
That Ian over there his don't popped up when I jaeden Davis
Ian have big dicks they are about 24 inches
ian and lena are a perfect couple