Ikea man

The best guy to ever exist, he’s my ikea man and i love him so much.

He’s my Ikea man and i’m not sharing

I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

Ikea Shrapnel

A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.

I had to clean out the Ikea shrapnel from my toolbox.

ikeaing

Using your own tools to assemble store bought goods in your home or apartment.

Kenny: " Sup dawg? What the hell you doin wit dat?"
Jake: " I be ikeaing dis shitty chair fo my azz to sits in."

Ikeaing

Still shopping in Ikea.

Sorry love! I am still ikeaing.

Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet

nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984

Ikea

Swedish for fuck you

Ikea lets watch these mfs try to put this together.