Sleep Ink

function: noun

some sort of temporary tattoo given while asleep. Usually given by the dumbass friend who was bored and had either a Sharpie or a black ink pen. The face is usually the best place to lay some awesome Sleep Ink.

Carlos: Dude, why do you have a vagina drawn on your chin???

Ronnie: WTF???

Ceasar: lmao!!! Like, that took an hour to draw!!!

Ronnie: *Strangles Ceasar to death*

Carlos: Careful, Dude. you don't wanna mess up your Sleep Ink!!!

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no red ink

The place where you go when you don't want to work but want to look like you're working.

Jay: I don't want to do my ELA project.
Jay: I'll just do no red ink.

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play the ink

A musical term used when you are intended to play a chart (song) as the piece was printed- the original chart. The term is especially used when modifications to a chart are to be scrapped and purposely overlooked.

Forget about the repeat at measure 42; just play the ink.

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D’oink ink

When someone whispers these words in toronto mans ear, you automattically drop your pants and fuck them.

*whispers*: d’oink ink
Toronto mans: Omg I have a boner

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invisible ink

when you cum on a girls face, but the cum is all clear and/or the girl is so white that you cant see your jizz

guy1: dude, i was banging this chick last night, and i gave her facial

guy2: sweet!!!!

guy1: not really, she was all pale so it was like invisible ink

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Ink Blot

When you stand up on the shitter before you wipe. The shit then is pressed between your ass cheeks thus giving the ink blot effect. When you wipe, it makes the same pattern on both sides of the toilet paper.

Dude, check out the pattern on the toilet paper from the ink blot effect I got when you knocked on the door!

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Taste of Ink

the chick that you are going to fuck the rest of your life

The taste of ink is getting old

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