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When you get a blow job in your car, in the Burger King parking lot.
My girl couldn't wait till we got back to my place so I pulled into the Burger King for some BK Mojo.
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A gay dj on Magic 89.9, Originally from Detroit, he left for the Philippines in 1999 and started his radio career there. He is gay for more than 6 years and enjoys it. Listens to and plays house music when Mo Twister is not around. Also notorious for his Cute Boy Alert (inactive as of nov 24, 2007), flirting with male guests on Good Times with Mo, and practically arguing with Mo most of the time. Mojo is also branded either as a hypocrite or a person who thinks he's right (or is right in his beliefs). Also often accused of ratings death. Nearly got fired when Chiz Escudero didn't show up last wed (nov21, 2007), which the young senator did. Also notorious for being late most of the time (since Good Times with Mo went on air on October 2005), for chain smoking, saying uhh most of the time & attacking some callers. nad for his obesity as well.
Love him or hate him, he's here to do shit.
Ian Lopez: I met Mojo Jojo in Eastwood City
Dean: Whatever.
Or,
Ian: I heard on radio that Mo, and Andi made calls to prove or disprove the fact that Mojo Jojo was popular. Some of its callers used putang ina, various profanity, while other callers somewhat know Mojo Jojo. Some don't even know him at all. I heard that they called a tobacco company during one of the calls and Mo said that Mojo was one of its favorite consumers of its brands.
Some guy: Wow. Very Informative.
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A very nice booty on a very fine honey bee. See: bootylicious
That girl is fine! Check out that mojo ass!
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A boy who thinks hes so swag. a white boy rapper who is forever high, weighs about 90 pounds. attracts big fabulous men who like to bend at the hips (also known as doing a keegan) right in front of him. Is also a homophobe with the prettiest blue eyes.
That must be a Mojo because that man did a Keegan right in front of him!
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When two people have an awkward relationship :/
Anon loves anon there fore they are mojo retard
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During intercourse, a dirty mojo begins by having the girl pegging the man with a horse cock strap on, until the man achieves orgasm. After he cums, the girl then snorts the semen off of his stomach. Then, the man uses the strap on to have the girl achieve orgasm, after she reaches orgasm, both parties throw up into the toilet and take turns giving each other swirlies.
“Dude, last night my girl gave me a dirty mojo”
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Smoking pot and in a time frame of between 3-6 hours later, smoke crack. Similar to a speedball.
Jake: Dude, why are you so fucked up today?
Dane: Sorry man, I just had a mojo biscuit.
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