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Optical Solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem in order to make the solver(s) look better, but doesn't actually solve a problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This is an optical solution because they lowered the lowered the standards to pass, now the school looks better).
Our planes always land on time. (This is an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight, so the airline looks better).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first, so they look like they are giving people a deal).
The school now has great test scores. (This is an optical solution because they make the exam optional, and the high scoring kids take it. Now the school looks good).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023


Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023


Checker Solution

A type of scented lotion, NOT made from a conpany. Made from Perfume and Lotion,
Perfume and Spike Solution or Scented Soap Extract and Spike Solution.

Just whipped up some Checker Solution for my homies, it’s extra strong.

by Bathrooom_Potion_Expert May 14, 2022


Danco plumbing solution

A pussy ass father

Danco plumbing solution is ass and he will fuck your shit uppp

by im coming for u Daniel Howard October 16, 2022


finding quick solutions

finding quick solutions

When things go wrong I am great at finding quick solutions

by finding quick solutions March 17, 2021


Saline Solution

its a song. if your friends listen and relate to that song or any other song in ycgma check up on them or send them to therapy

person A: hey what are you listening to?
person B: Oh im listening to Saline Solution !
person A: Dude are you okay? Im here for you

by 1nkbur June 15, 2023


Creative solution

A discreet way to say that you will kill someone to solve a problem.

"Ricky hasn't paid his protection fee, soon we might need to call Tony for a Creative solution."

by Tony, The Server April 28, 2022