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medical department

A place where all the nice people are! They are hard-working, nice and have a lot of dedication!

Person: this place is so nice it’s just like a medical department!

Another person: that’s exactly what I was thinking!

by Employee the real worker. September 22, 2022


Department Store Drama

A subgenre of film with a large variety of visuals and stories.

Wes Anderson makes the best Department Store Dramas.

by S_flyte October 31, 2022


ITD (Internal redacted department)

the most corrupt department in scp corrupt roleplay. they banned every single 3rd overseer because BIAS. SO corrupt.

Bro did you hear about the ITD (Internal redacted department)? They're so corrupt.

by Transformersthesky April 24, 2022


Don'twannamakeher's Department Store

Da first sizeable retail outlet to use price-tags, it was also famous for its "respect for da ladies" policy of preferring not to compel its female employees to perform tasks/duties dat they found either offensive, demeaning, or too difficult/stressful/exhausting.

Wally-World and other big-name superstore chains should take a cue from Don'twannamakeher's Department Store, and treat all of their employees --- both male and female --- with more fairness and dignity.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021


Regulations Department

Regulations Department is a department of the Nova Corporation. They are tasked with enforcing the rules of the corporation and are hated by the majority of the community.

Yo, that retard is in Regulations Department, let's bully him.

by 8ansbes9 July 24, 2022


Dearly Departed

When the act of necrophilia results in orgasm for the deceased.

I gave him a dearly departed right before his funeral.

by cv rebelchick February 14, 2021


Delinquent O'Crimebag Department

A shorthaired ginger kiwi GAWD of a feline who was rescued from the SPCA by a prophe--err, *lady* named Jessa Mine who initially passed him up but was haunted by his unique features which include but are not limited to: a dapper ginger countenance, disproportionate head-to-body ratio, abnormally fluffy cheek-poofs, squinty urine-colored eyes & an overbite that won't quit.

He quickly developed an online cul--err, FAN CLUB with well over 20,000 devotees that follow & make over his every move. Legend has it that his mother was an alley cat and his father a weasel but this remains to be confirmed. Goes by "Deli" for short. Also referred to as "that misshapen shitweasel, " "150-watt disappointment" or simply "unhinged".

"Did you see the new SPCA calendar?"

"Yeah, His Holiness Delinquent O'Crimebag Department got September thru December again. Blessed be."

by Survector Nectar July 30, 2024