When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition
Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea
A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.
I had to clean out the Ikea shrapnel from my toolbox.
Using your own tools to assemble store bought goods in your home or apartment.
Kenny: " Sup dawg? What the hell you doin wit dat?"
Jake: " I be ikeaing dis shitty chair fo my azz to sits in."
Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet
nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets
Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984
A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.