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A guy who has girls drooling all over him, while making males jelous as hell. My opinion is that he is a great guy, though his nose is a little strong. Has a sun on the lower abondomen, and the elf rune #9 on his inner right arm. Is a very clumsy man, but that makes us all love even more!
*Orlando falls down stairs* Oww...
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When a guy sticks his dick between his legs, and then opens his legs quick, flinging his dick up into the air, thus a blooming flower.
Hey Becky, want to see my blooming flower!
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When having sex with a virgin, purposely pop her cherry, and then cum on her bleeding vagina. The blood coming out of the vagina and mixing with the ejaculate resembles a blooming rose.
Man, when I popped Jenny's cherry last night on the dinner table, I came all over her pussy and gave her a blooming rose, it was hilarious!
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He's Like music, he escapes lyrical boundaries, and transcends emotional needs. Plus, he's funkin' HOT!!!
Gabby:"Aye Papi, break me off a piece of that!"
Orlando Bloom:"We've got to save Elizabeth!"
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Left-Wing phrase created to promote rev0lut1on out of fear that the word would be banned
Person 1: What's your ideology?
Person 2: Well the flowers are blooming in anarctica, you tell me.
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a tropical plant with a strong and sweet smell that only blooms at night
The Night Blooming Jasmine is so rare.
The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.
Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.
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