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One of Simple Plan's best songs. I can relate to it more than any other song I've heard, save perhaps Numb by Linkin Park.
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt, To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked, when you're down
Feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
and no one's there to save you
You don't know what it's liiike
Welcome to my life!
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Usually denotes that an incredibly trivial event in the life of some overdramatic asshole has occurred. Although you don't care; they want your pity.
It is also recognized as a weak attempt at humor. Similar to someone who isn't original enough to make people laugh on their own so they are reduced to quoting mega-hit movies that everyone has seen so many times that they won't even laugh at the movie itself, nevermind the pathetic re-run the person is doing.
Ahh man, I stubbed my toe, fuck my life. (friends stare in silence).
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Basically, when someone talks shit and says something that you obviously see to be untrue/ Edgy.
"Ugh, I feel ugly."
"Bitch I have so much acne that I look like a pizza with extra pepperoni, TRY MY LIFE."
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An expression used when encountering a small inconvenience, or a life-changing catastrophe.
A: "I'm sorry, we're out of your favorite deodorant."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."
A: "You need at least 30 likes to view your page statistics."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."
Dad: "Let's name him Bartholamew."
Baby: "My life is the worst."
A: "I'm afraid the disease is terminal."
B: "Dang, my life is the worst."
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To save my life - Where one simply is really bad at something. Or used as a phrase.
I can't make cookies to save my life.
I can't play netball to save my life.
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Commonly used by the meodramatic who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
The man who invited himself to the bar was playing mind game on her. She didn't want him there, and I could see it in her face. For the last several weeks she had talked nonstop about how something wasn't right about him, which made it hard for her to figure if she could trust him or not.
She looked over at me and mouthed the words "Fuck My Life." Had I known that my attempt at rescuing her from that situation would result in her shunning me, I never would have even tried. She was my best friend, and all I wanted to do was help her out of the same awkward situations she constantly finds herself in. But she preferd to stay there and take the abuse as long as she had a beer in hand. I think deep down, she enjoys fucking her own life for the sole fact that it gives her something to talk about with people so they can feel sorry for her.
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