Rural Dictionary

Real 80s Writer

A graffiti writer that painted a little bit for a couple of years in the late 1980s. Returned to the scene to show everyone who’s boss during a midlife crisis demanding the respect of a graffiti king. Will use old school rules when it suits him. Hates street art. Gets pleasure from painting violent and abusive threats in childrens’ play parks. Internet troll and alcohol fuelled keyboard warrior. Must have an Instagram account to gain validation from strangers. Will not write within his postcode. Will put up the names of his pets to make it look like he has an army.

Person 1: Someone painted over that lovely mural at the park with some hideous unreadable bubble letters.
Person 2: Yeah, it must have been a ‘Real 80s Writer’!

by Cacher July 2, 2019

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80s Power Lunch

Midday meal consisting of alcoholic beverages and little else, esp. in the business/corporate setting.

Carmen and I just returned from an 80s Power Lunch, and I'm totally ready for my meeting with Bob.

by Diplomatt October 21, 2009

IW 80 A2

On Socom 2 online,much distress is always caused when someone uses the 'IW'.It was dubbed the "n00bie gun"
because of its accuracy,power and range.

that fucking n00b just killed me with an IW,vote him off!!

by chris armstrong May 2, 2005

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80's Hot

it wasnt feathered hair in the 80's that was the 70's. in the 80's you tried to get your hair to look like an explosion in a mattress factory, with mousse, hairspray, curling iron, crimper.

my hair was unfortunately 80's hot (in the 80's)

by da trick biatch January 7, 2006

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