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A horrible disease that makes you eventually starve to death.
fridge blindness is something which many men have, usually we can live through it with the help of a female who has not got Fridge blindness disease.
it starts of with not being able to find the butter in the fridge and having to ask where it is. it is eventually found by a female right in front of your eyes.
Then it moves onto more obvious object such as the eggs, milk and after a few weeks of having FBD you will no longer be able to see the orange juice.
Unfortunately some people have been seriously hurt mentaly by this disease.
WARNING!!!! all men and a small percent of female will have this disease in there life, you can't catch it of other infected people but it is more dangerous in a badly lit room.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Man with Fridge Blindness: wheres the butter?
woman: there idiot, it's right in front of you
Man: NOOOOO I HAVE FBD
*10 days later the man dies of not having enough milk*
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The act of carefully rearranging items in the refrigerator in order to make more things fit. Particularly applicable to students and others with small or starter fridges.
Bob brought home two sacks of groceries and now we have to play fridge tetris or it's all going to spoil.
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"Nuking the fridge" refers to the moment in a film series when it becomes apparent that a certain installment is not as good as previous installments, due to ridiculous or low quality storylines, events, or characters.
Originating from the film "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," Harrison Ford's character survives a nuclear detonation by getting into a lead-lined fridge before being blown thousands of feet only to crash back down and emerge safely.
The absurdity in this occurrence is that, although lead is radiation proof, lead melts at 620°F and is not resistant to the millions of degrees, that say, an atomic bomb would put out. This is the prime example of the lower quality and outlandishness disgorged as a continuation of the series, and thus the phrase was coined.
The saying is also a reference to the phrase "jump the shark," referring to an episode of Happy Days where the Fonz jumped a shark on water skis, considered the lowest point of the show. "Jumping the shark" is applied to a television series alternatively to film.
"Star Wars really nuked the fridge when Jar Jar Binks was introduced."
"Indiana Jones 4 nuked the fridge when they nuked the fridge."
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The watery substance that appears on food and at the back of the fridge after prolonged stays in said fridge.
It is identical to water in sight, smell, and probably taste, but the fact that it's from a fridge is enough to put you off your food.
Ben took the small box of mini sausages out of the fridge and saw - to his horror - that they were covered in fridge juice.
The funky smell that escapes when opening and closing the fridge door releasing a combination of old food smells.
Q:phew, whats that smell?
A:I think it is a "fridge fart",I just got a drink from the fridge and the fridge farted!!
must be last weeks leftovers,
An acknowledgement of a job well done.
"I scored a lot of the points today, dude."
"Put it on the fridge."
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Nuke the fridge is when you are very mad at your fridge so much so that you drop a nuclear bomb on it ( I do not recommend)
Dang it fridge you don't have any coke, you know what i'm tired of this NUKE THE FRIDGE!
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