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Independent bass player

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.

Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.

by E-Dot March 18, 2007

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Strong independent woman

When you fuck a bitch and she have a baby. She become the real bitch and fuck the man with child support, but denies needing the man.

Kim: why did you dump Robert after the birth
Taylor: because I'm a strong independent woman, and I don't need his help.

by Dvidedbyzero December 9, 2015

117πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Strong and Independent Lady

a) Term used to protect a woman from being called a derogatory name.

b) Term used as code for a mean, mean, witchy, shrew of a woman

You: "Man, my boss is such a $%^&!"
Them: "No she is just a Strong and Independent Lady and you just can't handle that."
You: "Yes! thanks for High Roading me there. You're a Strong and Independent Lady too."
Them: "Thanks!"

by Grymm Deth June 16, 2009

49πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Independence Day Shit

A type of loose bowel movement that feels like your shooting a beam of light out and destroying whatever is below. Just like the scene from the movie Independence Day, where the Alien ship projects the beam of like down to blow up the white house. Its very quick and painless, often resulting in "splash back".

"OMG dude i hope everyone survived that, i just had the Independence day shit of the century!"

by The Don319 November 18, 2009

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Basis independent Brooklyn

Either rich kids from park slope or racist Jews from Brighton beach. 1/4 of the students supports trump, but all the teachers are liberals. Location is incentive because while being a block from the projects they don’t offer scholarships or financial aid!

Oh you go to basis independent Brooklyn? That must suck lol

by Lanasb1tch_1234 November 18, 2020


Independence Day ballbust

Show your man how independent you are on Independence Day by smashing his balls and dumping him

What’s the matter with rob?
His girl gave him a Independence Day ballbust and he still hasn’t recovered.

by Ballbusting enthusiast June 27, 2022


Independence High School

Independence High School is full of everything. Black people, hispanics, whites, stoners, alcoholics, jocks, preps, country kids, and gangsters. Better than all the ratchet bitches at Summit

β€œOh wow you go to independence high school”

by That one hoe from indy August 19, 2021