Ion

I don’t

Jay: bro can u do this cuz ion know how

Liam: oh sure dude

Ion

Ion is a special dumb ass and makes everything dirty for no reason

Stop being a Ion

ion

A retarded word that was invented by Hitler

ion want to like it

Ion

One of the most prettiest girls you will ever meet, she is on of a kind

And also has cake

Ion is so pretty

Ion hoes

Juliana, Vanessa and Alexandra

Yo there gonna be any hot chicks at this party?
Yeah just them ion hoes

Ion git it

Short for "I don't get it"

This shit makes no sense bro. Ion git it.

negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!