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Small town in southern Iowa, a town where people run around screaming, “Southern Iowa White Trash Mafia.” The girls from centerville have been passed around more than Chlamydia has in Moulton, Iowa. The boys from centerville are all 5’2 with small pee pees. Thots from centerville seem to think they’re a 10 when they’re a 2. Walking down the street you can smell Breanna heart from Walmart to albia and don’t be surprised if a meth cloud gets blown in your face when you’re trying to study at the local trap house. There’s always some fuckery going on in town. Centerville is a town where your boyfriend will turn gay on you, and start taking dick up his ass. Then people will make fun of you for being with him. So if you’re fucking with a person from centerville, make sure to keep it on the downlow incase they take it in the but hole
Him: “You’re kinda cute”
Her: “thank you”
Him: “where are you from”
Her::“centerville Iowa, wbu?”
Him: *Blocked*
Where normis and shit heads kick off their boots and relax while the women are of gobbling dicks, dont forget about the meth problem;)
Centerville Iowa is SHIT
A small town where everyone knows everyone's business. Theres literally nothing for kids to do in this town and the whole police department is under investigation basically for sexual misconduct.
I'm from Osceola Iowa. Or you'll never get any where living in Osceola Iowa
Arguably the coolest college town in the Midwest, with only Madison WI rivalling it. Basically a suburb of Chicago, whom IC owes much of its population base (especially UI student body) and culture to. Septembers in IC are gorgeous, and Iowa football fans are as loyal and raucous as they come.
FACT: Iowa City has the highest percentage of people with college degrees in the world.
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carter: dude, why are those stoners going into newton iowa?
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.
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Does not exist. Popular fictionalized location found in multiple horror and pornographic novels.
Books mentioning Knoxville Iowa:
One stone, two stone, three stone scream! : A Urological Nightmare by Harlin Emerson
Bambi's Adventures on Backwards Day by Ruby Goturnose
The People Under the Portapotty
By Semore Butts
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An epic, yet small town in northwest Iowa. It was home to the famous wrestler Frank Gotch. It's High School mascot is the wildcat. The town is full of people that would just love to take you into their home and rape you. So watch out.
I got raped in Humboldt, Iowa.
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