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Chatting on your mobile phone while at the urinal.
"Dude, sorry, about all the background noise flush I am on a Voice over IP (VOIPI) phone.
Ring, Ring (put down the paper) Hi Honey, can I call you back I am on the Voice over IP (VOIP) phone.
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When a man's dick is so small it is actually an indentation with a hole.
Man I saw Jordan taking a piss this afternoon, and it looks like he's got inverted penis syndrome (IPS) again.
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a word used to describe someone who has irreplacable characteristsics, and is weird hero among friends. they can always bring in a laugh, go off the deep end, and/or do the most absurd thing imaginable. the "Dr." offsets that the person isn't actually a doctor, but should have a title nonetheless. "Ip-Nye Botie" (pronounced IP-NIGH-BOW-TIE or IP-NEE-BOW-TEE) is just a qualifying name for someone who is easily spotted as being different.
Frank: "We're heading to the movie around 8 o'clock."
Jed: "Okey dokey. I'm bringing a few friends. I told them I had a plans for a clothes-on orgy during the film."
Frank: "Thanks for the warning Dr. Ip-Nye Botie."
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Something you say when you have someone's IP Address. Especially if they are from Poland.
-I had a shitty day today (TyMoon)
-Oh really? Do you know what I have today?
-What?
-I have your IP address
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ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl
IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.
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when someone tries to intimidate you by them telling you that their gonna rip (take) your ip and then they get sent a picture of their IP and the get hit off 15 seconds later
Person 1: i swear ur ip is gonna get ripped
Person 2: lel
about 15 seconds later
Person 1: *disconnects from discord*
Person 2: yep get rotated
Person 3: LMFAO
noun:
the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected : the study will assess the relationship between and get back to you. After we agree on this definition, or at least to post it.
• in risk of extinction: like the dodo bird.
• a state of, mild, hot, and spicy, with ranch on the side.
• the state of being connected by blood or marriage : they can trace that shit.
• a mutual understanding of frequent sex, this must include sober sex, morning noon and night: wow we had sex today at noon and last night after drinking - I think we had sex last night? but we defiantly did at noon and the other morning, twice.
• the way in which two or more people or organizations regard and behave toward each other : the landlord–tenant relationship | she was proud of her good relationship with the household and likes ranch.
• you have a drawer at the other residence that you have been staying at: the contents are know by you and possibly the other party but you have a drawer.
• an emotional and sexual association between two people : she would consider being invited to Las Vegas, or the Strip Club, and can except or decline.
relationship | rila˙a sh en, sh ip|
- Thesaurus-
relationship
noun:
1) evidence of their relationship no walk of shame, she/he has different clothing on when leaving in the morning, affinity, they understand who is picking up the tab, they are not having abc sex, or married.
2) they drunk text and dial each other, strange but excepted.
3) i think one of them did a relationship once and knows, maybe?
4) wow! how do you get into something you understand – you don’t (read frequent)
DERIVATIVES
Relation•shit•less adjective
1) the end of their relationship romance, (love) affair, love, liaison, amour, partnership.
2) it never happened, any of it, (love) affair, even if you did get a free dinner.
3) the toothbrush dose not count, nor the box of tampons or other crap left, even if you thought it was for you, they are items that any on could use, see having a drawer (you items).
4) was I tagged, shit!