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Irrelevant

Being irrelevant mean you aren't valid and unwanted. If your irrelevant that means you don't fit in and that you should just go somewhere and do something while feeling sad for yourself.

" That girl is so irrelevant she should leave"

by TheLitFroggy January 4, 2018


Irrelevant

Someone who was not really noticeable in high school. They weren’t really popular and weren’t good at sports enough to get their name announce on the loud speaker. Short person that you couldn’t see in the hallways. Always has bigger personalities surrounding so they never really get noticed.

Gabby is irrelevant to the more popular more athletic Emilee. But Emilee is very relevant to Gabby as her name was always being talked about around school for sports and being so cool.

by Emswagmaster2000 December 18, 2023


Irrelevant

Rice gum

Rice gum is irrelevant

by Sdssss March 3, 2022


Desperate Irrelevants

The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.

"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."

"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."

...

"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."

"Did you sell your car though?"

"Of course, it was an awesome car."

...

"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."

by Tits Armageddon January 16, 2023


irrelevant bar tender

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting

Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.

by Niggazoid June 14, 2017


Child irrelevant romantic preference

Aka. C.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have kids

Maxwell said he is interested in dating Carmen regardless of whether or not she has or wants kids. He has a child irrelevant romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021


irrelevant save-facing

1. Attempting to save face even though everyone sees right through your attempts to avoid embarrassment.

2. Being a pedantic nuisance.

"I swear I don't know how that stuff got on my computer!"

"Dude, this is some irrelevant save-facing, just admit you're a furry"

by b0nes_malone October 16, 2023

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