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"Tweaker Tongue," or "Tweeker Tongue" is a more informal (hilarious) way to refer to the well known Adderall Tongue, and is also related, but not equal, to "Meth Mouth."
Symptoms (most common to least): dry mouth, bad breath, a white film on tongue (due to bacterial overgrowth,) chapped lips, and sores on your tongue (sores will usually only occur if you suck on your tongue and are severely dehydrated, if you are neither of those, go see a doctor.) This is less severe than Meth Mouth because Tweaker Tongue does NOT include rotting teeth, stained teeth, cracked teeth, swollen and/or bleeding gums, sores on lips and throat, or loss of oral sensation and pain.
Fixes (most important to least): brush your teeth (seriously, you'll smell like you ate shit,) floss, scrape your tongue or at least brush your tongue, swish and gargle with a high pH mouthwash, take frequent sips of water, use saliva substitutes, and chew sugar free gum. Note that these usually only reduce symptoms, and may not fully cure Tweaker Tongue. Don't neglect your hygiene, unless you want to suffer from Meth Mouth.
Also, this may happen to abusers AND non-abusers (i.e. those with ADHD, narcolepsy, obesity, etc., taking the prescribed dosage of their medication.)
friend 1 - "that was fast, did something happen?"
friend 2 - "was going ok at first, but when he opened his mouth and got closer I knew... he tried to suck my dick with his tweaker tongue!"
friend 1 - "mmm... right. would've been shitbreath and sandpaper."
. An annoying creature that is severely dick-scarred, lazy , dishonest creature that almost never showers, and ,commonly is found in precarious positions with precarious persons in public areas while engaged private practices. Usually following anyone who might shave her a sliver off their rocks in exchange for sucking their cocks
Also known as : cum dumpsters, shard barbies, glass dick addicts, shard-tards, and dope whores
Does Tweaker Bell over there realize shes spilling her purse all over the store as she flings it about carelessly?
The shoes worn by meth heads, but the term could be broadened to include junkies or crackheads. Ugly, blocky, generic white shoes with tattered shoe laces that look like the tweaker barely even bothered to tie them. Tweaker sneakers are covered in dirt and various bodily fluids.
Get some new shoes you bummy lookin' motherfucker! Those kicks look like tweaker sneakers!
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The look in someone’s eyes that lets you know that they’re a tweaker.
(Synonym for “Crazy Eyes)
Olivia: You should go for him, he’s cute!
Harley: Yeah, but he has that tweaker tinkle in his eyes
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Dilapidated motorcycles, old computers, and other junk that represents a net waste-of-time and money to resuscitate for even the most skilled and diligent of DIY hackers.
In the dreamy eyes of the tweaker, however, this rusty lawnmower he found in a ditch represents an incredible sparkling opportunity to do a "fun" Burning Man project, or something of the like.
The project, however, never gets completed, and the rusty lawnmower gets stored in some community hacker's community workshop space, taking up space that would otherwise be used for more plausible projects.
"Tell Tim to stop bringing all of that tweaker poop back to the shop, I can hardly even get back to my welder without climbing over his rusty three-wheeler and the leaky row-boat."
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This is what happens when a meth addict is in the beginning stages of withdrawal and is faced with another adversity. They overreact to almost anything and it can be humorous.
After being kicked out of the Motel 6, Tyler was yelling as the garbage bag holding all his belongings was torn apart and they were spilled onto the lawn. An hour later he was seen passed out face first on the lawn. Passersby thought that he must have had one hell of a tweaker tantrum.
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1) The bleeding, oozing, scabby sores a meth addict gets when their body tries to purge the toxins through the skin and sweat glands.
2) The nasty pock marks and scars that look like burns resulting from picking at the skin in an attempt to get those imaginary tiny meth mites.
"Dude, quit pickin' at your tweaker burns you make me want to puke."
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