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love island

The ultimate fuckboy tv show.
A television programme, watched mostly by 12 year old girls and horny teenage boys, where a group of young arrogant men and women (some who are celebrities) enter a villa and couple up with the boy/girl that turns them on the most. Plus there is tons of back stabbing and tears and slagging off (well, what do you expect?). So yeah, no real purpose apart from to teach young people that being in a relationship at a young age is a bad idea.

12 year old girl: OmG gEoRgIa Is SuCh A sNaKe
12 year old girl 2: OmG i KnOw RiGhT

Teenage boy: Damn so many peng girls in love island.

by SaltySpoon178 August 16, 2018

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the lonely island

The Lonely Island is a group of film makers with a large internet following. It is composed of Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone. All of which now write for SNL, and are in charge of the Digital Shorts.

The Lonely Island is kablam-o!

by kelsey kablam-o March 29, 2008

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Revis Island

A place where NFL wide receivers frequently get lost. Ruled by Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis, once you enter Revis Island, you're not coming back.

List of Receivers gone missing on Revis Island to date:
Randy Moss
Ocho cinco
Steve Smith
Andre Johnson
Sam Huxley
Terrell Owens

randy moss got nuthin on revis island

2/3 of the Earth is covered by water
Revis covers the rest

by snatchbox January 6, 2010

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Marco Island

One of the most boring places on Earth. Filled with angry and confused old people, Marco Island is one of the ten thousand little shits floating around in a gigantic toilet.

There is absolutely nothing to do; and if you are seen walking around in the middle of the day, you will be looked down upon for not driving around everywhere like a little snob, even though the island is so fucking small.

The largest and worst part of the Ten Thousand Islands.

The graveyard is known as the one of the biggest attractions on the island. Seriously.

You won't find more hatred directed towards children from old people than you would in Marco Island.

by Harry Norris May 18, 2008

303๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hayling Island

A place, near Pompey where people go to have parties on the beach, get drunk and find some pussy

Mate, theres a party at Hayling Island tonight.

by brilldude August 20, 2008

47๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


pen island

a way to spell penis land

gay kid 1-"Look at my pen!"
gay kid 2-"Wow! Where did u get that?"
gay kid 1-"I foundit online on his new site called penisland.com. Let me write it on ur hand so u don't forget."

by Mihir March 20, 2004

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Landfill Island

A derogatory or disparaging term for the area inside the big box store "Target" where guests (customers) frequent. White trash "guests" often return items for the most puzzling and bizarre reasons.

"Landfill Island" was out of control today. There was a disorderly and unruly overflow of garbage piling up around customer service.

-"I bought a coffee maker last week. Damn thing didn't work, no matter how much gasoline I put in it. Its broke!"

by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney February 15, 2011