hinata-ism

Hinata-ism is a religion where we praise our baby crow hinata because he is the most precious thing ever

You should join hinata-ism

silly-ism

the third largest religion in the UK
a silly religion created by max fosh
the holy land for silly-sim is: Silly, Belgium

person 1: "oi i converted to silly-ism the other day"
person 2: "what a silly billy you are"
person 1: "i know right"

Despacito-ism

A process through which the most beautiful and divine music in the omniverse may be created. Developed in the 21st century by Shaggy, Daddy Yankee, and Luis Fonsi. Despacito-ism requires an obscene quantity of sacrifices to Shaggy the creator of the omniverse. All hail Shaggy.

PERSON 1, A FOOL: "Despacito-ism isn't worth it! There is too much loss of human life and not enough reward!"
PERSON 2, AN ENLIGHTENED INTELECTUAL AND DILIGENT THEOLOGIST: "Shut the Shaggy up and get on the altar! All hail Shaggy!!!"

bitch-isms

The common known and understood traits, behaviour, language and appearance that identify a feminine characteristic of being a bitch.

Before you are an outcast of smoking at a public place, where it's apparently allowed take notice of the people around to identify any bitch-isms that may not have a statutory warning.

Elijah-ism

An outrageously awesome term given to a thing which brings forth... fantasticality, said by Elijah.

That fireworks show was MAGA beyond outstanding, and yes that was an Elijah-ism.

Alia-ism

A religion devoted to the ultimate being, an insurmountable force, the true source of salvation.

I practise Alia-ism.

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scene-ism

A polytheistic religion in which you worship multiple scene kings and queens.

ie: Audrey Kitching, Oliver Sykes, Alex Evans, Kiki Kannibal.
If you're fake, (a poser) or a tool, you'll be shunned from this 'religion'.
Places of worship: myspace.com, and local shows; including hardcore/crunkcore/powerpop bands. Remember, you don't have to know these bands, they just have to have cool band names and cool hair.

Girl: "OMGZ! I love Audrey Kitching, she's like a God. I'm going to convert to scene-ism."
Boy: "You're cool."

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