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According to social researcher Mark McCrindle in his book 'The ABC of XYZ: Understanding the Global Generations' (www.mccrindle.com.au), this is what we can expect the next generation to be called. Given the fact that the generational span has contracted significantly from 20-25 years to 15 years, he also predicts that the next generation is due to begin in 2010.
So, why 'Beta'? With generational analysis having moved from a stage of foundation to consolidation, a more predictable labelling system is being formed. There being consensus on the alphabetised theme of Generations X, Y and Z, it is most likely that the next generation will be Generation Alpha (the first letter of the Greek alphabet). This nomenclature of moving to the Greek alphabet after exhausting the Latin one (A, B, C, D etc), has a long history with meteorologists. In fact, scientists of all disciplines use the Greek alphabet as a labelling sequence and so it looks likely that the sociologists will follow this trend with the generations too.
"Do you know they are saying the next generation will be called Generation Beta?"
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A weak person content with being worse than almost everyone else around them
Sam: “Damnit, I spilled yogurt on my crotch”
Rocco: “You beta cuck. Be better”
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A synthetic android used as a temporary replacement for a living person.
Alex Rogan's beta unit tried to put the moves on his girlfriend Maggie.
Al Gore supports John Kerry, but his beta unit supported Howard Dean.
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A male that is subpar in physical physique and mental capacity making him inferior to other men. The typical beta boi is non confrontational and avoids any kind of dispute. In the presence of an Alpha male, the beta boi subjects himself to the commands of his superior.
When I was lifting the other day a beta boi accidentally bumped into me, he promptly wet himself and left immediately.
While hitting a gnarly chest sesh at the gym I noticed a beta boi was hogging the bench. I promptly made passive aggressive eye contact with him using several mirrors, causing the beta boi to immediately renounce the sacred gym equipment to me.
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A listserve of the zeta nu chapter of the beta theta pi fraternity
Friend 1: Hey brosef, want to rush beta with me?
Friend2: Yeah, they've got some great principles and thats exactly why any freshman would want to join a frat in the first place
Friends 3 months later while looking at zn-beta:
Friend 1:Shit son
Friend 2:Yeah, let's reply all
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Trash game that has bad unboxing system i can't unbox radioactive cuz sack is bad and he mad i got every skin
Marco hates Mossed! Beta cuz he can't unbox the skin
Jona-beta is the face of darkness, resigned to his fate after losing the Caste wars and being banished to the shadow realm (with his fraternal twin Okonkwo). Some of his powers include but are not limited to shadow traveling, blending into dark spaces, emitting a strong magnetic field from his body that attracts bullets from all law enforcement owned weaponry, being first on the affirmative action list.
"Someone turn the lights back on, we have lost Jona-beta!"