she said that

she said that: similar to that's what she said, but better. it's shorter and sweeter.

Two friends stand looking at the Empire State Building.
Friend A: "It's so big!"
Friend B: "She said that."

Two friends go out for burgers.
Friend A: "I can't fit the whole thing in my mouth."
Friend B: "She said that."

Friend B always wins.

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right said fred

a band that sang the infamous one hit wonder "i'm too sexy." the song lists a number of things the guy is too sexy for, such as his shirt, parties, his hat and a bundle of other cr-azy things ending in an overload of sexiness leading to the desmise of the song.

right said fred is so sexy i'm gonna have a heart attack

i don't feel right said fred is that sexy

that poor cat

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said the serpent to the snake

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"

Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

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that's what she said

a phrase used to turn a simple comment into a sexual joke

simple: "its so hard!" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"

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i said damn

An exclamation, often used to follow up a particularly ubelievable statement

"Your granny called you a bitch?! I said DAMN!"

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That's what SANTA said

A variation of "That's what SHE said!" Much safer to use around the holiday season, as it's much more appropriate to say in front of your parents, or extended family.

Grandma: "I have so many presents to take home! I don't know how I'll fit them all into one sack!"

You: "That's what SANTA said!"

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That’s what she said

A term commonly used in the hit 2005 nbc comedy show “the office” by the character Michael Scott

It basically turns any normal term into a sexual joke by saying “that’s what she said”

“Why did you get it so big?”

“Aye that’s what she said” -the office episode 10 of season 2, Christmas Party

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